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Steve formed a club based how high school clubs are pointless, and I became very interested and helped him plan the details. First off we are against the following people, groups, and organizations:

Math League-where math nerds gather and take a test just to get out of class. Tell me when the last time you actively took a test just because? (I don’t know if this is irony, but I used to be the advisor of Math League)

Team Harmony-a club started to stop discrimination. There are no minorities in randolph so what discrimination? The president stated, “I only started it for college.” I have to say that I”m in it just for the girls. YES I’M A HYPOCRITE, but whatever.

NHS-National Honor Society for all you members that have no fucking clue what it actually stands for. Ironically only stupid people are in this club. Only people thinking of college would fill out their application and do all the bullshit they want just so they can say they are “smart,” but in reality they are the dumbest people alive.

NAHS-National Art Honor Society- These people were too stupid to get into NHS so they wanted their own art club that was “honorable.”

SADD-Students Against Drunk Driving- All the members are alcoholics or drink very sociably. What bullshit

Students for a Free Tibet- HIPPIES SUCK….I want a free tibet but i”m not going to protest for it…

French Honor Society-Once again French club wasn”t enough, we need an honor society to separate the smart ones from the stupid ones.

Spanish Honor Society- See above

Community Outreach-Some new club formed to make students do community service. Again another ploy to get into college…. Key club wasn”t enough.

Key Club-A bureaucratic club to try and get kids to do community service. Most Randolph kids could care less about feeding the homeless. I bet they don’t know what having only 1 dollar for a week means. It is a good club once you get past all the bureaucratic bullshit.

Adam Zyto-Stole Steve”s spot on the board of Ed ballot. He is Steve’s Arch Enemy

Russell Weinstein-Russel Weinstein sent some dumb letter to the RHS principal that made the practical politics class do some dumb thing with the town council, out of the goodness of his heart.

Randolph Cares- Randolph doesn’t care. It is more like Randolph Cares Less. Another version of the Key Club, but once again nobody really cares

Investment Club-My club I started to look good for college. I”m being blatantly honest when i say i did this for college.

SAVE-Students Against Violating the Environment-Who gives a crap about the environment, that is why we have hippies. If i don’t want to save it, then I don’t need some fake hippy preaching. I rather a real hippy preach to me about saving the environment.

DARE-Drug Abuse Resistance Education- A national organization that failed

Eyes on the Prize- The African American club. Promotes African American culture, which is good if there were any African Americans in RHS.

Asian club-The following few clubs are just ways to look good and show that you have some cultural backing.

Irish club-
Italian club-
Anime Society- All the Asians and wannabe Asians sit around and watch pornography.

Spirit Week-I don’t have any money, so why should I give my money to people that also don’t have money. Charity begins in my pocket!

The Ivy League- The bunch of college that call themselves the best. But the Ivy League is only a football conference nothing else.

French People- French people are very anti-Semitic. The difference between the Holocaust and the year 2000 is about 50 years.

French Canadians-See Canadian Bacon

RAMpage-our school newspaper that doesn’t acknowledge the first amendment. Every article has to get approved, and double checked that it isn’t offensive. It breaks two different rights we have….freedom of speech and freedom of the press.  UPDATED:  Students have no rights in school because everything falls under the “substantial disruption” clause.

SGA-Student Government Association aka a popularity contest in where the people that has the most money, and looks the best wins. This group really has no power because anything they want to do has to be approved by administration so basically they are figureheads that stupid posers want to look up to. They get special privileges just because they have some stupid title that in reality gets them nothing. These people are considered the “beautiful people” but still think they need some more activities because their rich yuppie private school think that the SGA shows someone has leadership

Red Cross Club- This club is a way to show people how to save the lives of people that should die. All they do is promote lifesaving skill awareness when none of them have actually taken the course. All these kids do is tell people that they should be a “model citizen.” WHAT A USELESS CLUB. This club has no point. If you want to promote lifesaving at least have the ceritifications to do so. Don’t preach unless you can back it up.

The club we started is officially called: SASADD aka Students for an Enslaved Tibet aka Lock Club aka Team Dissonance aka the WASP club aka W.A.S.T.E. aka the National Shame Society aka the Japornimation Club aka the Enron Club. (we will constantly add names to this as soon as we find more clubs that we are against)

The official rules for the club are: Anyone can join unless they are a member of any of the clubs previously mentioned. The club never meets and there is only 1 position: dictator and that is permanently held by Steve and Steve only. The purpose of the club is to point out the bullshit nature of 95% of all high school clubs that people will only join to put on their college application.Once you join, you”re in for life (unless Steve decides to revoke your membership). That way you are still a part of the club even after you are finished with high school.\r\n

There isn’t an official members list, so when you join you ironically become a statistic.

SASADD- Students Against Students Against Drunk Driving- We understand that they changed their name, but our club doesn”t acknowledge the name change. We believe that the name change was to promote the club that as shown above was just bullshit. SASADD isn’t pro-drunk driving, just against the club SADD and any members of that organization. SASADD takes a neutral stance on the issue of drunk driving.

Students for an Enslaved Tibet- Again we want Tibet free but we don’t need non hippies who could care less telling us that. Telling some pimply 16 year old won’t accomplish anything, and so far all the chapters haven’t done anything. Tibet is still enslaved.

Lock Club- The Anti-Key Club. Basically for everyone who wants to do community service. There is no time commitment, nobody to talk to about doing things. You want to help, find your own service and do it.

Team Dissonance- This club is for all those Team Harmony losers, especially the president. We could care less about stopping discrimination. In Team Harmony there were cuts for board positions. That is discriminating. This club there won”t be any possessions, in fact it won”t exist because i”m sure it is discriminating against something.\r\n

W.A.S.P.- White Angle Saxon Protestant club- We are not racist we are just against all those Irish/Italian/Asian, etc… clubs. They do nothing. Most of the members are not even the nationality or that culture that the club is promoting. They just did it for college

W.A.S.T.E.- Women Against Saving The Environment- This is the Anti SAVE club. If you notice only women care about the environment unless you are a hippy. And since you are a fake environmentalist we hate you. So this club is for women that hate the SAVE people.

National Shame Society- We want to show how bad NHS is so we came up with the National Shame Society. If you want to be a shame to the world join this club

Japornimation Club- All Anime is, is porn. Why just call it what it really is. Japanese Porn.

Enron Club- The final outcome of the Investment Club. Since I started it we could care less. We money laundered, and lied about it. It also died when Steve and I left.

The Skull and Crossbones Club- This club is in the business of helping stupid people die. We pretend that we know what we are doing and if you are stupid enough to believe us then you should die. We won’t preach saving people that shouldn’t be saved.